HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
..and with that said, let's go on to my resolutions for 2008!
woooooooo~
1. i want to flick my favourite black marker at some random person,
then act like it wasn't on purpose - with a great, big smile. :)
2. i want to dye my hair BRIGHT red and wear a fully red outfit,
walk down orchard road with a hot pink umbrella,
and give out expired chocolates (with disgusting nuts) to midgets.
3. i want to collect 20,000 rocks from parks all around singapore,
& throw 10,000 of them into sentosa's beaches, and give everyone i know the rest.
4. i want to wear some really classy clothes, go to lee hwa jewellry's store
and try on all the jewellry. & at the same time, pretending to be interested in them and take up everyone's time. then, run out of the store after spending 10 hours straight there, without buying anything.
5. i want to roam the streets for a day with my face painted black,
while wearing a white pair of sunglasses and a white afro wig.
and if anyone asks, i'll flick them off and smack them with my wig.
6. i'd like to fly around the world in a giant bowl with wings - to find a non-refillable, everlasting & pretty black marker which will only take 10 mins to make (on the spot,too!) and costs only a WHOPPING 10cents!
7. i'd like to pay for my food at hilton hotel's restaurant with money for the deceased,
then pretend to be a lunatic when they start glaring and questioning me.
8. i want to be the lucky & only person to see money falling down from the skies,
and coincidentally, i want to have 10 thousand portable bags on hand to store all of them in.
9. i want to kick someone with my invisible 3rd leg and blame the person standing next to me.
10. i want to drown a stupid dumbassed girl who can't stand up for herself, can't take jokes, and gets me into deep shit all the time - in a tub full of pigs' faeces. :)
and, that's all i can think about for now. LOL.
but on a serious note,
i'd like to lead a happier life without regrets & unnecessary emotional or physical pain,
and get promoted to the second year of poly with a GPA of at least 3.
OK BYE! :)
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