AHHHHHHH THE LIGHT,THE BRIGHTNESS,IT BURNS!!!
cheh,yeah right.
you know what i detest the most?
what really annoys the heck outta me?
(well,not really.this just seems like a cool starting,no?(: )
It's when people blow trivial things up,
into some oh-so bloody HUGE problem. sheeesh.
(LOL i think i do that too. yay! :D)
anyways, one instance is what happened today.
I'm just gonna name my friend PINKY. weet. :)
Alright, so me and Pinky were walking towards the geography room,
blah blah blah. Then Pinky starts complaining," walaooooo,so bloody hot luhs.HMPH!"
and she desperately tries to find some shade,acting like trinity from Matrix-
dodging the light PEW PEW.
And halfway through her stupifying odyssey,
she stops to look at her own reflection (& touch up mind you) in the gawddamn mirror-like windows of the computer lab.uh huh.
Satisfied that she now looks like a super moviestar,
Pinky continues her GRUELING trek to our destination,merely less than 50m far in total.
at the same time, shielding her precious wax face with her hands to prevent it from melting under the sun. :)
I graciously took this utter bullshit in my wonderous stride,yeah, big hearted person i certainly am and didnt bother to say anything.
Except,well.. watch on with annoyance as my mind formed amusing thoughts of Pinky in a see-thru ballerina's tutu.
Horrible image. Really. URGH. ;\
SO, blah blah ya da ya da,we had a class test and when we were finally released to go to our next class and the heat was way more intense, i told pinky to take the longer route back.
Heh, no it wasnt intentional. partly actually.
BUT it was because i didnt wanna speak with the DM.
Yes, we're goooooood friends, and i just looooove talking to her about my crappy dressing,
(i admit it aint up to school standards.but at least i dont fold my skirt, UNLIKE SOME SLUTS. LOL ^__^)
Anyhoo,this time round, the sun was shining down on us from all directions,no shelter at all!
SWEEEET! Drama Queen Ms Pinky went, "EEEyerr.AHhHhh,so hot laaa! It's burning my face!!"
*inserts more whining*
Now this is exactly why i hate myself if i think i'm whining. I definitely NEVER wanna turn into THAAAT.
Geez,i can already imagine it. HORRIGIBULZORREDZ!.
Ok, so once again, she covers her face with her pretty hands,
this time- fully.
I seriously wonder how she even managed to see where she was going,
Meh,must've been her high-maintainence'd intuition. Lucky bitch. :D
FYI,i was frowning all the way.
now you must be thinking. (or NOT)
that how such a brilliant,cheery person like me could look so glum,
and such a waste it must be for the world to not see me smiling.
UH HUH. my sentiments exactly. :)
Oh,did i mention that Pinky doesnt like the rain too?
simply because it ruins her beautiful and perfect hair, LOL.
Well, i do have one thing to say.
HEY PINKY,fuck you. hehesxx.
you deserve a slap.. or a kick.. OR a bulldozer running all over you. a bigillion times.
You dont wanna soak in any of the sun;s rays when we're frickin living in S'pore?
Have such a phobia of heat as though just alil would cause skin cancer?
Well then,JUST GO HIDE IN A BLOODY CARDBOARD BOX MAILED TO THE NORTH POLE AND STUCK UP A POLAR BEAR'S ASSHOLE.. for the rest of your pathetic life. :D
awesome suggestion from yours truly. *inserts more smiles*
Oh yeah yeah yeah,i dont exactly like to pick on my friends this way,
only when i feel like it.
wellllll ok, i do.i'm just that much of a bitch. :D
uh huh, i just love throwing my unwanted opinions around. YAY @ ME ! LOL.
Such amusement for my boring self. ^___^
One last thing before i go on a hiatus for the next 3 weeks or so,
HAHAHALOLERMFAOLED @ Lydia.
I pity her swollen nose.but... SERVES HER RIGHT for tryin to act tough.
LOLOOLO. pooooor thang. :D
P/s Pinky AINT Hezekiah.LOL,but awesome nick dude!
:D
with that, i'll zoom splat bang, zaoed.
BYE for now. good luck for the mid years all. :)
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