Oh, foreword. CHERYL YAP, dont read this if you don't wanna be reminded of whatsoever balabalabom emoness and whatnot.
The main purpose of tagboards are for meaningless wars and catfights that amuse me so,
to some ohhhhhh-so-lifeless people, excluding me of course.
lemme quote some of the nonsensical history,
(and im not revealing whoever's not involved in this.)
because i'm not supposed to continue this war in the tagboards.
don't wanna upset the innocent parties :D
i'm considerate,unlike shan. :)
Shan: ____ break them out? OH PLS?
do you freaking know anything in the 1st place?
I duno what she feed you with, but the fact is, is ___ 2 time her.
So get ur facts 1st b4 accusing the others.
And pls. ask her too.
DID SHE EVER SAY THAT SHE WILL GIVE UP THAT JERK SO THAT he CAN BE WITH THE PERSON HE LIKE? i guess not.
Cos all i can read her is... "___ break us out" or she's the 3rd party... blah blah blah... freaking LIAR lah. liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar
_l_: HAHAHA ! its ___ whu chose 2 go 2 min..
GET IT RIGHT ..its blardy farking ___ fault..
its not _____'s fault nor its _____'s fault..
but cant deny that she is so STUPID tt she still stick to the UGLY yet UNFAITHFUL guy..
addy: HEY BITCHES,FUCK OFF (:
stop judging and insulting people you dont know. (LOL im being such a hypocrite :D)
i hope your mum fucks a chicken and then takes it home.
then it'll spreads some unknown and incurable disease to you fucktards.
i'm not siding anyone now because i dont know the 'whooooole' truth,
but honestly, you guys SUCK at bickering.
addy: it's the same bloody thing over and OVER again.
you guys are like a pile of fallen leaves in autumn.
and i know sg doesnt have seasons.
yeah yeah. and you!_l_ what _l_,
desperate for a dick or ya want an extension?
i can gladly help :)
with pliers. or should i introduce some STD infected bangla to you?
addy: plenty to go around.
i think i have a truckload of them in my basement. blah.
ok, that's all for now. :)
COME FIND ME!I'M SHIVERING like a cow in a tornado.
BRING j00R GANGS,oh,and dont forget penknives and choppers ok?
they're really important because i have lotsa fats to cut.
weeee.. I LOVEEE DRAMA! kthxbye suckers
addy: oh,and sorry for the racial,animal,and diseased discrimination.
i had no choice but to use them as examples.
yes,my mind cant think up of anything else at such an ungodly time in the morn.
not like anyone cares. BUT I AM SORRY MY POOR FRIENDS.
*<3> banglas & chickens* * respects some (determined) std-ed people*
sha la la laaa.
Shan: So you are the product of the too-many-fuck-here-and-there disease?
Such poor thing..
hey addy, u are one CRUDE person =)
and that's pretty obvious judging from the way u tag...
*shakes head*
addy: lol thanks alot, sadly, im just an ugly lil bitch.
boo hoo hoo no? and oh yes,im a virgin. :D
not like anyone cares again. but im proud of it.
and sometimes, to tell you the truth,
it's appropriate to be CRUDE when standing up for your own kin. :)
addy: oh,and a word of advice to you,shan.
you better stop shaking your pissfilled head before all your braincells die.
coz JUDGING from the way you speak,which fyi,i couldnt quite catch,you seem to have..
like, really lousy.. hmm...i shant continue before i break your fragile lil heart. :)
i am a kind virgin. :D
addy: also,thanks again for the.. uhhh. compliment. i think.
sorry i couldnt understand. i'm just WAYYYY TOOO stupid.
sob sob sob sob etc. :)
(in some other tagboard. wowowow.)
shan: i tio scold "pissfilled brain".
wah,im sad.
am i? :rolleyes:
Such words coming from a brat.. =)
Ur mouth sure stinks.
Does being crude make u a better person?
Is it something that is worth being proud of? nahh... Such sarcasm.
You see,i didnt mean to actually start some laaaaaame 'addy vs shan' thing,
but heck, it wasnt my fault she decided to help lil miss '_l_' .
i was basically pissed with "_l_" insulting my bro,
is that wwwwwwWRONG?
it is, if you're someone like shan. LOL.
oh, and i finally figured that she was shoooooting my parents.
LOL, im so offended. :(
amusing.
honestly, my dad did look like a bangla, he was dark! LOLOL.
and do you realise that everytime i post 3 or 4 bloody long posts,
she only focuses on 1 thing i said.a tiny little piece of crap i feed her with?
HELLO,if you have nothing to say, don't say anything at all.
don't just pick a short lil phrase~
it makes you look bad. :D
not like you look good or anything in the first place. LOL
according to my reaaaally accurate intuition,
i reckon she read up the dictionary before replying the lastest tag.
LOL.look at the improvement in her English!
now i know, and i shall do just that to study for my English papers!
i could bang her silly with all those grammatical errors, but.. nahhh,
not gonna do it.
and what is with her and "CRUDE"?
is that the only word you can come up with to describe me?
well, let me burst your little bubble baby, i already know that.
and if you are that lifeless to come visit my blog,
you would've seen that on the main page, displayed for the world to see.
LOOLOLOL. i think "impudent" would suit me more though.
Surprisingly, you know i'm a brat!
[a child, esp. an annoying, spoiled, or impolite child (usually used in contempt or irritation), ]
OH GOLLYMOLLYPOLLY, howwwwwww?
is it because you know i clean my room only once a week?! :(
*looks around for spycams*
but to tell you the truth, IM GLAD!
she finds me annoying and she's irritated by me!
booya,mission complete. LOL
and she thought i wanted to make her sad with my comments.
wrong analysis, study Literature pl0x.
And we can derive that she has some kind of sixth sense,
i mean- HOW DO YOU KNOW MY MOUTH STINKS?
i havent met even the tiny hairs on your body,
and.. you've smelt MY MOUTH? LOL.
hold on while i drink mama lemon to cleanse my mouth/breath.
ok, wanna french? *puckers up*
I really dont know where she gets her information from,
but, i wasnt a good person to start with.
HOW TO GET BETTER? LOLOLOL.
and i'm not proud, merely thick-skinned,my lil grasshopper.
what exactly made you think i'm proud of saying " EH FUCK YOU LA"
LOL. oh, sorry, i din say that. :)
oh by the way, seeing that you TRIED to help "_l_" out,
i assume you're her friend.
aaaaaand, which part of her simple speech wasn't CRUDE?
"blardy farking "?
just because she spelt it in another way doesnt make her a less CRUDE person,y'know?
it carries the same meaning.heeeeeeeheeeee.
my my,how could you insult your friend?!
YOU"RE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING HER!
LOL.
i think shan's my type, she asks too many questions,
and answers them herself too.and she smiles! awwww~ :D
and what's with the, "nahh... Such sarcasm."
another one of my favourite words!
i may be viewing this the wrong way,
but.. um,why is that the answer to your questions?
[sarcasm:
A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule. ]
THAT's your answer? o.O
hey,don't just dump in BOMBASTIC words to spice up your replies.
it just doesnt make any sense here.
to addy:it's way better than being brainless like u =)
Ouch!
AND, i cant believe it!
she actually agrees with me.wooooooyeah!
she kinda quoted the wrong thing though.
i said "pissfilled head", not "brain".
geez, pay attention when you're tagwarring pl0x.
now you're just making me feel SUPERIOR!
and i do agree on being 'brainless',
because i actually wasted 30 minutes of my oh so precious time doing this blog post up.
:(
and if you were trying to mean that i'm dumb,
i already stated that i was.*quotes*
"i'm just WAYYYY TOOO stupid."
reaaaaad the replies.
don't be SO attracted to my CRUDE words,
that you ignore the rest of my points.
and scientifically speaking,
if i were brainless, i wouldnt even be alive now.
you do know that the brain controls your body, no?
that's why people die if they're "brain-dead".
...unless im an immortal!
*tries to fly*
ok, nope, im not.
bang bang babeh, it doesnt hurt at all,
there's no need for an "Ouch!"
even slitting would hurt more, you should try,
just follow the steps!
P/S -what does "break us out" mean?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
damn,thanks for brightening up my day.
not as much as jack though. LOL
but this amused me so much im on cloud nine now.
ok, im gonna stop being childish now,before more people call me a brat.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA.
LOL i think i laughed too much. ;/
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