DETEST.'Thunder Thighs' and co.
If you have NO IDEA who i'm talking about,
just take it that it's this girl,who's damn annoying.
If you do, good for you,wanna spread the word?
I don't really care. :)
Anyway,
I repetitively reminded myself,
"Control your fucking temper or your braincells will die!
Tolerate because you know you're kind!
Some bitches are just not worth getting all frustrated about."
but seriously,there's a limit to my tolerance.
[and the first 2 sentences rhyme! yes yes,im a great poet. :)]
So.Let me list down A FEW reasons why i cant stand these BIMBOs.
but first,let me thank mr osman especially for so graciously using these words on them.
I really really appreciate it. He's simply.. so honest. :)
oh YEAH, f l a m e ,s t a r e ,g l a r e,b i t c h or even k i l l me coz i said these things..
The truth's the truth because it's true,you have to accept it one way or another. :)
This is just.. the harsher way. *smiles*
If you flame me,i'll flame you back.
even better, i'll burn you. hah.
*BEWARE i have a flamethrower with me.*
If you stare or glare at me,
i'll ignore you and let you waste all that precious energy.
honestly, you should use it to ensure you're pretty or cute instead of wasting it on me.
It flatters me of course,but i'd feel bad. :/
If you bitch about me,
sure,it's a free country,
and i'm a really open-minded person,so yeah.
YAY open-mindedness! :D
And if you murder me,i'd say
"wow,you're so smart.have fun spending the rest of your life drawing masterpieces on jailcell walls or if you manage to escape from "THE HANDS OF LAW AND JUSTICE",enjoy eating newspapers and flyers lying on the floor.":)
Oh,no offense to the newspapers and flyers,
and the poor trees and inks used. :(
I'll pray for you. You poor poor papers.
Being eaten by such morons must be such a cruel fate even to you.
okay,so on with the reasons:
1.pretty short microskirts to show off shapely SEXY legs.
*wolf whistles*
i understand that wearing microskirts are like,TRENDY or FASHIONABLE,
but you know that normally,they look straight and all?
lets illustrate my point once again-
Now now see here.. the red portion..
i feel its quite alright to have a normal microskirt,
that is,if you have the legs for it.
But as for the skirt on the right,
if you're guessing is how some girls fold their skirts into,
then BINGO,you're right!
you win a bigillion dollars :)
however,see,let me reason this out here.
If you have.. unsightly thighs,and your skirt looks like ^ THAT..
yeah,first impression i'd have of you is that you're a cheap slut.
ok, lets not be so harsh.. rephrasing. // "you're a disgusting obsene bimbo."
that sounded better eh? :)
AGAIN,it doesnt really matter what ME,a GIRL, thinks,right?
because i don't have a PENIS,[all hail scientific terms] and i'm not a GUY.
Of course you wouldnt need to attract MY attention,
nor care about MY opinions. I'm just a redundant piece of shit on earth. :(
boo hoo hoo. oh well..that's MY problem.who cares..i'm such a self centred brat. ha. :)
2.Whiny voices and incessant giggling.
Yes,that's the next point.
Some people are just so inconsiderate ALL THE TIME.
They giggle,giggle,whine,giggle and whine every single FRIGGIN day!
EVERY FUCKING PERIOD EVERY FUCKING DAY!
sure its going to get to you at some point,right?
Airheaded twits.
and no,i'm not under that category because you don't hear me going,
"heheHEEHEHhehehEhheheheeeeheeeHeheeeeSsssSHeeSs"
all day long,do you?
I'd go "haha" but, you get the point.I'm the cool and calm one.:)
LOL.
So anyway, can you imagine the horror when you add [1] + [2] together?
Its like "HOLYMOLEYMACARONICHICKENWINGSANDONIONRINGS".
aww that sounded so catchy once again :)
There's more to add on to this,but
it's probably like the ultimate nightmare already..
so i'm not gonna scare all you lil kiddies with these big bad bimbos. {B3}
sadly i have to face up to my "FEAR" and face these "MONSTERS" everyday :(
yeah,life is sad,isnt it?
Shut up coz im sobbing my pitiful eyes out right now.
stop being such a sadist alright..
It'd do you good :)
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